Nine Months
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Dr. Kosevich: I've got it! Nurse, call the Anesthesiologist, this woman needs an enema.
Samuel, Rebecca, Nurse: An enema?
Dr. Kosevich: No, uh, she needs a pedicure.
Nurse: This ain't no goddam beauty parlor.
Dr. Kosevich: Epitath.
Samuel Faulkner: She's not dead, you moron.
Dr. Kosevich: Epidermus... Uh.
Rebecca Taylor: Epidural, asshole.

Sean: Hey why do you guys really, really come here? Is it just to ruin my weekends and embarrass me in front of my friends at my home?
Gail: Your home? This isn't your home. It was our parents home! But I don't see you making any contributions. You've got no wife, no kids. You insult the only family you have. You keep this up and you'll die alone, like a dog, like a bum, like Van Gogh.

Arnie: Ah, ya cheap shit.
Marty: What did you say?
Arnie: Oh gee, I didn't say nothing mister, you must be hearing things. Bye bye, Arnie loves you. Ya penis-head.
Marty: Now I heard that.
Arnie: Heard what?
Marty: I heard what you said.
Arnie: I didn't say nothing... Ya fat ass pussy.

Samuel Faulkner: Think, you Commie bastard.
Dr. Kosevich: Shut up, you limey prick.

Dr. Kosevich: Okay, okay, what is wrong? OH fuck ME! It is not working.

Gail Dwyer: I hate you! You did this to me you miserable piece of dick-brained, horseshit slime-sucking son of a whore bitch.
Marty: That's perfect! I got it all on film, the kids will love it.

Gail Dwyer: Who is that, honey?
Marty: It's, uh, my mother.
Gail Dwyer: I thought she was dead.
Marty: Yeah, I know, it's really weird.

Dr. Kosevich: You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord.

Dr. Kosevich: If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

Continuity mistake: When Samuel and Rebecca meet Marty and Gail at the doctor's they all walk out to their cars and you will see Marty's jacket un-buttoned, then buttoned, and then un-buttoned again throughout the scene.


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Question: Are the baby pictures during the credits actual baby pictures of the actors?

Answer: Yes, they are real pictures.


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