Vince: This isn't going away. You won't talk to me before the show, you won't talk to me after the show. It's like you're avoiding me.
Tess: Well, I didn't divorce you to spend more time with you.
Tess: They'll come to hear HER sing.
Nikki: I will not be upstaged by some slut with mutant lungs.
Alexis: Get a room.
Sean: Get away.
Sean: So, is Ali short for anything?
Ali Rose: Oh, yeah, it's short for Alice.
Sean: Alice, hm? Well, welcome to Wonderland.
Jack: I'm just saying. Life is about the choices you make.
Ali Rose: The choices I make? You're a bartender-slash-piano player, who writes songs that are never ready.
Ali Rose: If I'm not 20 times better than "boobs for brains" over there, you don't have to pay me.
Tess: You didn't tell me you could sing like that.
Nikki: What the hell is that waitress doing here? I want that bitch out.
Sean: And what did she ever do to you?
Nikki: She said I looked like a drag queen.
Sean: Well, that can't be the first time that's happened before.
Nikki: I don't get why everyone's having a conniption over her, she's just a tacky farm girl from Iowa.
Ali Rose: And we know a cow when we see one. Don't underestimate us farm girls.
Vince: Have you read this letter from the bank?
Tess: Vincent. How many times have I told you? No business during business hours.
