Muppets From Space (1999)

Gonzo: Come on, fellas. Take me to my leader.

Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.

Kermit: What is he doing up there?
Rizzo: His breakfast cereal told him to sit up there.
Clifford: Talk about whole grain and nuts.

Rentro: While they're warming up the brain-sucker for ya in surgery, I brought you a sandwich here, and I cut off the crusts for you.

Gonzo: Remember, I built this new Jacuzzi for my alien family, so please, no eating in the spa.

Miss Piggy: Hello! What's a nice man like you doing in a guardhouse like this?

Ed Singer: Forgive me my Earthly manners, but, uh, do you have any idea what it's like to be laughed at?
Gonzo: Yeah, sure I do.
Ed Singer: To be called names, like 'wacko.'.
Gonzo: Uh-huh.
Ed Singer: And 'freak-boy.'.
Gonzo: Oh, yeah.
Ed Singer: And 'paranoid delusional psychopath'?
Gonzo: Got me there.

Agent Barker: Black belt, third degree.
Miss Piggy: Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit.

Ed Singer: I'm afraid we're going to have to perform an invasive quadrilobal brain probe on you and pluck it from your head.
Gonzo: The information?
Ed Singer: No, your brain.

Miss Piggy: We're going to pause here and we'll be right back with Gonzo, the Geek Who Fell to Earth.

Gonzo: Now we can go meet my alien brothers at Cape Doom.
Kermit: Uh, what makes you think that aliens are landing there, Gonzo?
Gonzo: Oh, a sandwich told me.

Kermit: Okay, guys. It's up to us. We have to save Gonzo from a whole army of government agents.
Fozzie: Well, I have a joke book.
Animal: Drumsticks, drumsticks.
Pepe: I have some loose jello, okay.
Kermit: Okay. Well that settles that.

Miss Piggy: Oh! A real story. Intrigue! Danger! New outfits! And it's mine, mine, mine, all mine, a ha ha ha ha... (to camera) Oh, come on, please, you think Ted Koppel never gets excited?

Pepe: De prawn cracker wins.

Ed Singer: Excuse me. Can this thing go any faster?
Rentro: I'm doing thirty..

Rizzo: How you doin', Ed?
Fast Eddie: Well, I ain't dead.

Gonzo: Hey, Rizzo, come here! I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message.
Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's still speaking to me.

Cosmic Fish #1: We are not the same as you.
Cosmic Fish #2: We are highly evolved beings. Now... uh, what was I saying?

Ubergonzo: Gonzo, by surviving and thriving on this alien planet, you have proven yourself audacious, courageous, and distinctly one-of-a-kind. We welcome you back with our most ceremonious of ceremonies.
Gonzo: What's that?
Ubergonzo: We gonna blow you up, baby.

Gonzo: Rizzo, come here, my Cap'n Alphabet is sending me a message: R U There.
Rizzo: Are you sure it didn't say "you need help"?