Genie: Hey, Pop! Give me a five! Get down! Get back! Get real! Get a haircut.
Louie: I'm going to wish for a million wishes.
Genie: Get serious! That never works.
Launchpad: I've got the bin at 12:00 high, Mr. McD... give or take 10 minutes.
Mrs. Beakley: If there's one thing I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats.
Genie: I don't hear anything. I think they're gone.
Scrooge McDuck: Where are we?
Genie: Well, it's not exactly the Ritz.
Scrooge McDuck: Not the lamp?
Genie: I'm sorry about the mess. But you'll get used to it after a couple of thousand years. Could you move your elbow, please?
Scrooge McDuck: GET ME OUT of here.
Scrooge McDuck: I can wish for the world's biggest diamond... no, the biggest diamond mine... no, no, all the diamond mines... no, the entire mining industry! I can see why this can take some careful thought.
Dijon: Is there a doctor in the pyramid?
Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad, get me out of here fast.
Launchpad: Dull party, eh, Mr. McD?
Scrooge McDuck: Just go.
Huey: Gee, I guess one of us has got to wish for peace and happiness all over the world.
Genie: Hey. These are wishes, not miracles.
Genie: Shouldn't we be bird watching?
Dijon: Don't worry about Merlock. He would not dare to confront the great and powerful Dijon... Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.
Launchpad: Please put your seats back in an upright position.
Scrooge McDuck: Just put the plane up in an upright position.
Scrooge McDuck: Genie, get ready to grant my last wish... and yours too. I wish... the genie... would turn into... a real boy.
Dewey: Quick, get back in the lamp.
Genie: No! Not the lamp! Put me in a dog house, a madhouse, even a house of pancakes! Anywhere but the lamp.
Scrooge McDuck: Don't bother landing! I don't have time for any more disasters.
Genie: Do you have to yell at me all the time?
Scrooge McDuck: If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be in this mess. Thanks to you, I've got this crazy animal act on my tail.
Genie: That's it, blame the genie. I only saved your life.
Genie: Wish them back, please.
Webby: I can't! That was my last wish.
Genie: I wish you hadn't said that.