Ellita Sanchez: Is she really Princess Not-so-bright or is she pretending?
Susie Waggoner: So... are you gonna tell me about it?
Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you about it. This straight life we've been living gave me a false sense of security. For a second I thought I was some kind of solid citizen or something.
Susie Waggoner: All I wanna know is what happened to you.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Some guy in a blue Toyota pickup ran me over.
Susie Waggoner: I thought it must've been something like that.
Sergeant Frank Lackley: He got your gun... your badge... and your teeth? You are a disgrace to the police force.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Now I'll tell you what. I want you to sew my eyebrow back on.
Susie Waggoner: ...And you save your money... and buy a nice little house, with a white picket fence, and live happily ever after.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Tell you what. Let's go straight to the "happily ever after" part, OK?
