Rose Lorkowski: There's not a lot that I am good at. But I'm good at getting guys to want me. Not date me, or marry me, but want me.
Lynn: How'd she die?
Norah: It was sorta a do-it-yourself thing?
Joe Lorkowski: It's a business lie, it's different from a life lie.
Mac: Hey, you can handle this report tonight, can't you? I gotta thing I gotta do.
Randy: It's a blonde thing or a brunette thing?
Joe Lorkowski: Yeah well, it's tough bringing up a kid by yourself, isn't it? Try two.