Matt Gadman: Hey, uh, Uncle Rob?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: No, I will not buy beer for you and your friends, nor will I lend you my password to porn sites.
Lex: Go back to Cleveland, Cleveland.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.
Kim: I just think that you might want to start to take it easy.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Take it easy? Thanks, The Eagles.
Curtis: I thought you were supposed to be the responsible adult.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Oh I'm responsible all right. Responsible for partying till my nuts catch fire.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: 1991 called, they want their teenage angst back.
Amelia: Omigod, they just called again they want that joke back.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Loads of elevators play Celine Dion - that don't make it right.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: You're looking to score, I can respect that.
Amelia: Have you ever heard of cell phones?
Gator: Have you ever heard of brain cancer? There's two things in this world that I do not trust when they're wireless and that is phones... and marionettes.
