Hater: This is my lesbian sister. Tell them about your softball team, tell them about your team.
Hater: I'm the law, bitch.
Jack Fuller: Where's the one place where you can step up and be a man?
Hater: Community college?
Hater: Lavender, you get on my head.
Dave the Bear: Do you even know how to drive an automatic?
Jack Fuller: Where's the one place where you can step up and be a man?
Hater: Community college?
Tipper: If I could kill someone with my mind right now, it would be you.
Judge R. D. Whopper: ...Listen, I've been married for twenty five years to the same wonderful, infuriating woman. And granted there are days when I want to light her on fire but I don't, because I love her. And that would be illegal. And you know something, and I might be old fashioned but when I said those vows, I meant them.
Tipper: I just wanna junk-punch him in his man business.
Jack Fuller: It's like you're trying to come in first, but it's someone else's race.
Jack Fuller: ...We got robbed. All they took was the door.
Jack Fuller Sr.: You're like a son to me.
Jack Fuller: Dad, I am your son.
Tipper: You know why.
Jack Fuller: How hard can it be?
Joy McNally: I know how hard it isn't.
Hater: You're falling for your wife! Idiot.
Chong: I eat girls like you.
Joy McNally: You eat girls?
Chong: That's not what I me.
Joy McNally: No, makes sense.
Chong: No! I'm not.
Joy McNally: Totally understandable.
Answer: 1971 Plymouth Satellite hardtop. You can see the Satellite's blue/white/red flag emblem on the grill.
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