David: I thought we were invincible. But now I know that the things that people in love do to each other, they remember. And if they stay together, it's not because they forget. It's because they forgive.
Diana: Somethings are not for sale.
John: Such as?
Diana: Well you can't buy people.
Diana: The dress is for sale. I'm not.
David: I thought he was the better man. I know now he's not. Just got more money.
Diana: Your pants are on fire.
David: You have no idea.
John: Excuse me? Would you mind lending me your wife?