Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: The Light is green.
Harry Sawyer: So we're gay. How hard can that be?
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: It might not be hard for you, Rock Hudson, but I have got heterosex.
Harry Sawyer: What?
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: 'Not gay' written all over me.
Sheriff Chappy Dent: Give me the meanest steak you got! Rare, and I mean rare! Just de-horn it, wipe its butt and send it in.
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Waddya mean "WE?" Did you grow another face?
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: If you ever leave me with a kid again I'll make sure you never have one. You have no idea what those screaming booger eaters are like. They expect you to... know stuff.
