Happy, Texas

Happy, Texas (1999)


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Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: If you ever leave me with a kid again I'll make sure you never have one. You have no idea what those screaming booger eaters are like. They expect you to... know stuff.

Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: The Light is green.

Harry Sawyer: So we're gay. How hard can that be?
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: It might not be hard for you, Rock Hudson, but I have got heterosex.
Harry Sawyer: What?
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: 'Not gay' written all over me.

Sheriff Chappy Dent: Give me the meanest steak you got! Rare, and I mean rare! Just de-horn it, wipe its butt and send it in.

Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Waddya mean "WE?" Did you grow another face?

Factual error: Throughout the movie, scenes show orange groves and rolling hills, but neither exist within hundreds of miles of the real Happy, which is located on the semi-arid plains of the Texas panhandle.

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