Ralphie: You think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarrhea.
Dawn Weiner: I don't mean to be a cunt.
Brandon: Yo, Weiner, you better get ready, 'cause at three o'clock today, I'm gonna rape you.
Mrs. Weiner: Dawn, you do not leave this table until you tell your sister that you love her.
Dawn Weiner: Why do you hate me?
Lolita: Because you're ugly.
