Dylan: I found him down by the pier.
Lila: Oh you bad dog! I should spank you.
Dylan: Ooh, hey, I was down by the pier too.
Lila: You know what they say about cello players - they like to do it in a chair with their legs spread wide.
Dylan: Ma'am, we have a dog in our presence.
Dylan: Never date a woman who pays her rent in singles.