Vincent: Do you know the best way to make a dream come true? Do you? It's to wake up.
Raymond: Yeah, right. That's what I'll do, give my car keys to a car thief.
Emily: Where are we going?
Vincent: Knotty Pines.
Emily: What do ya gotta go to Knotty Pines for?
Vincent: So I can meet my man, and tell him "Hey Greg! It's so nice to see you! I just got robbed for $200,000! I enjoyed it!" "Whaaat by who?" "Her uncle!" "Who?" "Her uncle?" I mean, is this science fiction or what?
Stick: She's got some ass, huh?
Vincent: Your mother's got some ass.
Vincent: I once stole a Ferrari with a Chihuahua in the back. He made less noise than you do.
Vincent: I've known this girl for two days, are you tellin' me I care more about her than you? You son of a bitch! You should've sold her when she was born for cashvalue Mr. Business Man.
Vincent: I'm tired of tossing salad, if you know what I mean.
Vincent: You don't know where you are, you don't know who I am, and you're cuffed to my bathroom pipe. Honey, don't do me like that.