Excess Baggage (1997)

Emily: You got a girlfriend?
Vincent: Nah, I gave that up.
Emily: Why?
Vincent: Because I always see the potential of failure.

Vincent: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Emily: What's the hard way?
Vincent: It's harder... it's harder than the easy way. That's what I know.

Uncle Ray: Why? Did I beat you? Did I shoot you? In the groin?
Vincent: Are those options?

Vincent: I'm tired of tossing salad, if you know what I mean.

Vincent: You don't know where you are, you don't know who I am, and you're cuffed to my bathroom pipe. Honey, don't do me like that.

Vincent: Do you know the best way to make a dream come true? Do you? It's to wake up.

Emily: Where are we going?
Vincent: Knotty Pines.
Emily: What do ya gotta go to Knotty Pines for?
Vincent: So I can meet my man, and tell him "Hey Greg! It's so nice to see you! I just got robbed for $200,000! I enjoyed it!" "Whaaat by who?" "Her uncle!" "Who?" "Her uncle?" I mean, is this science fiction or what?

Raymond: Yeah, right. That's what I'll do, give my car keys to a car thief.

Stick: She's got some ass, huh?
Vincent: Your mother's got some ass.

Vincent: I once stole a Ferrari with a Chihuahua in the back. He made less noise than you do.

Vincent: I've known this girl for two days, are you tellin' me I care more about her than you? You son of a bitch! You should've sold her when she was born for cashvalue Mr. Business Man.

Emily: Do you like my tummy?
Vincent: Yeah, it's nice.
Emily: Do you like my laugh?
Vincent: If you smile.