Directed by: Stephen Chow
Starring: Stephen Chow, Man-Tat Ng, Wei Zhao, Yat-fei Wong, Yin Tse
Team Evil Coach Hung: Those American drugs work better than expected.
Sing: Phone home like ET, Mui. You don't belong on Earth.
Sing: I'm not here to fight. I'm here to play soccer.
Sing: Why do you look like E.T.?
Mui: You said I should get rid of the hair in my eyes.
Continuity mistake: When Sing is about to clean the floor, he drops his jacket and then he drops his shirt on the jacket. When it cuts, the shirt has moved away from the jacket. (00:49:40)