Meredith Johnson: Hello? Tom that's something you say when you're greeting a rash.
Tom Sanders: You wanna get fucked? Huh? Is that what you want?
Susan Hendler: An "old girlfriend " that's about as exclusive as the White Pages.
Mark Lewyn: Tommy, you've seen more ass than a rental car, my friend.
Stephanie Kaplan: Give a man a hundred million dollars and you make a frustrated billionaire.
Tom Sanders: Sexual harrassment is about power. When did I have the power? When?
Susan Hendler: Of course everyone knows! I'm so old fashioned, I greet my employees with a handshake.
Philip Blackburn: I offered him a move to Austin.
Bob Garvin: To Austin. That's like a duck making a lateral move to "a Lorange. "
Meredith Johnson: Let's get down to business.
Susan Hendler: Ms. Alvarez, forty-eight hours ago my husband's penis was in another woman's mouth. I don't think there's anything in the law that can help me with that.
Bob Garvin: The Chinese say, "May you live in interesting times." Well this has been the most interesting merger since my second marriage.
Tom Sanders: Why don't I just admit it? Admit that I'm that evil white guy everyone is always complaining about? Hey Chau-Minh, come down here so I can execise my patriarchal urge.