Susan Hendler: Of course everyone knows! I'm so old fashioned, I greet my employees with a handshake.
Bob Garvin: The Chinese say, "May you live in interesting times." Well this has been the most interesting merger since my second marriage.
Tom Sanders: Why don't I just admit it? Admit that I'm that evil white guy everyone is always complaining about? Hey Chau-Minh, come down here so I can execise my patriarchal urge.
Philip Blackburn: I offered him a move to Austin.
Bob Garvin: To Austin. That's like a duck making a lateral move to "a Lorange. "
Susan Hendler: Ms. Alvarez, forty-eight hours ago my husband's penis was in another woman's mouth. I don't think there's anything in the law that can help me with that.