Riff Randell: Tom Roberts is so boring his brother is an only child.
Joey Ramone: Things sure have changed since we got kicked out of high school.
Fritz Hansel: The gym.
Fritz Gretel: Girls.
Fritz Hansel: Music.
Fritz Gretel: Legs.
Fritz Hansel: Dancing.
Fritz Gretel: Boobs.
Fritz Hansel: Randell.
Fritz Gretel: Sex.
Mr. McGree: I think they're trying to tell us something.
Riff: Yeah, well, this is is Rock and Roll High School.
Joey Ramone: Rock and Roll High School?
Kate: I don't wanna have fun! I wanna be with Tom.
Riff: I'm Riff Randell, rock-and-roller.
Chemistry Teacher: Don't dance near the chemicals.
Tom Roberts: The only thing I'll ever lay is a rug.
Usher: Oh, I'm sorry. We don't let any more mice in here. They've been exploding all over the place.
Angel Dust: I'm first in line! And if you don't like it, you can put it where the monkey puts the nuts.
Miss Togar: Well, I think that should teach them a lesson in deportment.
Fritz Hansel: How do you spell that?
Miss Togar: D-e-portment.
