The Pink Panther Strikes Again
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Dreyfus: Compared to Clouseau, this doomsday machine is just a water pistol.

Clouseau: This is a very serious matter, and everyone is this reum is under the suspicions.
Cook: Reum?
Clouseau: What was that?
Cook: You said 'reum'?
Clouseau: Yes, I know that!

Dreyfus: Now this is my plan. Step number one: I will recruit the world's greatest criminal mind. Step number two: I will build an organization so sinister, so powerful, that by comparison La Cosa Nostra will seem like the Vienna Boys' Choir! Here is the list!
Tonier: But how can we do that, these men are in prison.
Dreyfus: We'll get them out!
Tonier: Impossible!
Dreyfus: I bet you 20 million francs it isn't.
Tonier: Where would I get 20 million francs?
Dreyfus: Step number three, you and six men at precisely 3pm, will break into and rob the Paris Credit Bank.

Clouseau: You're the cook?
Mr. Shork: No, I'm the gardener!
Clouseau: Ah, now we're getting somewhere!

Clouseau: Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my hand is on fire.

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand.]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.

Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!
Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?
Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!
Clouseau: Not anymore.

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