Kitty Baxter: Dan's a good man, and he's never eaten a whole person in his entire life.
Parking Lot Doctor: Please sign this, absolving me of any responsibility for the results of treatment.
Kitty Baxter: But you're a Doctor.
Parking Lot Doctor: And I intend to remain one.
Dan: Quick, how many decisions have I made today?
Dan: Raise the flags of all nations.
Dan: I'd eaten everything else! I ate the seat cushions like they told us to in training.
Voice in barfight: Look out! He's got a broken milk carton.
Dan: Now I know it looked like I fell... but it was all part of my plan.
Dan: Look, Bendix made a stew. I had no idea there was a foot in it.