Fergus: Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?
Jimmy: What do I do?
Dil: Break his neck. No, don't.
Dil: I'm loud, darling, but never cheap.
Jude: Fuck me, Fergus?
Col: You could always make it up to her. When a girl runs out like that, she generally wants to be followed.
Fergus: She's not a girl, Col.
Col: Whatever you say.
Jody: Now put it back in. It's only a piece of meat.
Peter: What she like between the sheets?
Jimmy: Definitely unusual.
Fergus: The thing is, Dil, you're not a girl.
Dil: Details, baby. Details.
Jude: Hello stranger.
Dil: See, I'm not a young thing anymore.
Fergus: Do they know?
Dil: Know what, honey?
Fergus: Know what I didn't know? And don't call me that.
Dil: Can't help it! A girl has her feelings.
Fergus: Thing is, Dil, you're not a girl.
Dil: Details, baby, details.
Fergus: So they do know?
Dil: Alright, they do.
Fergus: Don't. I should've known, shouldn't I?
Dil: Probably.
Fergus: Kind of wish I didn't.
Dil: You can always pretend.
Fergus: That's true. Your soldier knew, didn't he?
Dil: Absolutely.
Jody: ...and as they both sink beneath the waves, the frog cries out, "Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will drown!" Scorpion replies, "I can't help it. It's in my nature!"
Dil: He's still looking, Col.
Col: Persistent.
Dil: Good thing in a man.
Col: An excellent quality.
Dil: Maybe he wants something.
Col: I expect he does.
Dil: Ask him.
Col: Ask him yourself.
Dil: I'm tired and emotional.




