Fergus: Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?
Dil: I'm tired and emotional.
Peter: What she like between the sheets?
Jimmy: Definitely unusual.
Jody: Now put it back in. It's only a piece of meat.
Col: You could always make it up to her. When a girl runs out like that, she generally wants to be followed.
Fergus: She's not a girl, Col.
Col: Whatever you say.
Jude: Fuck me, Fergus?
Dil: He's still looking, Col.
Dil: Good thing in a man.
Col: An excellent quality.
Dil: Maybe he wants something.
Col: I expect he does.
Dil: Ask him.
Col: Ask him yourself.
Dil: I'm loud, darling, but never cheap.
Jody: ...and as they both sink beneath the waves, the frog cries out, "Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will drown!" Scorpion replies, "I can't help it. It's in my nature!"
Fergus: Do they know?
Dil: Know what, honey?
Fergus: Know what I didn't know? And don't call me that.
Dil: Can't help it! A girl has her feelings.
Fergus: Thing is, Dil, you're not a girl.
Dil: Details, baby, details.
Fergus: So they do know?
Dil: Alright, they do.
Fergus: Don't. I should've known, shouldn't I?
Fergus: Kind of wish I didn't.
Dil: You can always pretend.
Fergus: That's true. Your soldier knew, didn't he?
Jimmy: What do I do?
Dil: Break his neck. No, don't.
Dil: See, I'm not a young thing anymore.
Jude: Hello stranger.
Fergus: The thing is, Dil, you're not a girl.
Dil: Details, baby. Details.