Helen Wade: Would you like anything?
George Wade: I'd love some Milk Duds.
Helen Wade: We don't have any, I could send out for one.
George Wade: Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box.
George Wade: I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.
Lucy Kelson: You called everyone but Slurpee Heaven.
George Wade: That is not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn't want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't "Slurpee" material.
George Wade: And did you tell Billy you loved him? Did you say, 'Billy, I love you'?
George Wade: Well, we obviously can't leave you alone with that stapler.
June Carter: Do you know what I like even more than chess?
George Wade: Pokémon?
Lucy Kelson: Oh good, while you're at it, be sure to massage his cloven hoof.
George Wade: Girls, I'm starting to feel a pain in my ass.
Tony: All men are pawns when it comes to women.
George Wade: I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family.
George Wade: If you have to go, just... go.
Lucy Kelson: What? What am I, five years old? This is my car.
George Wade: It's only a Volvo.
Lucy Kelson: People just don't go in Volvos.
George Wade: I'll buy you another Volvo.
Lucy Kelson: No! Besides, that is the only thing you'll ever remember about me... that I'm the woman who went on the front seat.
George Wade: Well, that would be hard to forget.
Lucy Kelson: Oh, well, I can swing a racket.
George Wade: Yes I know, at my head, I've experienced it.
Meryl Brooks: I used to be afraid of being alone, then I got married. Now I'll never be alone again.
Lucy Kelson: What did I tell you that defines an emergency?
George Wade: A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh... what was the other thing?
Lucy Kelson: Death! And you're not dead.
George Wade: I find you... annoying.
Lucy Kelson: Please don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a suit.
George Wade: Divorce always gives me an appetite. Kabob?
Lucy Kelson: No thanks. I've never really warmed to the idea of a flesh popsicle.
George Wade: This whole project is worth about 50 million in profits.
Ruth Kelson: No offense, but I think it's immoral for one person to acquire that much wealth. How do you sleep at night?
George Wade: Well, I have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean.
Larry Kelson: Do those really work?
George Wade: Oh, yes, quite well actually.
