Two Weeks Notice
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June Carter: Do you know what I like even more than chess?
George Wade: Pokémon?

George Wade: I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.

Tony: All men are pawns when it comes to women.

Lucy Kelson: You called everyone but Slurpee Heaven.
George Wade: That is not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn't want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't "Slurpee" material.

George Wade: If you have to go, just... go.
Lucy Kelson: What? What am I, five years old? This is my car.
George Wade: It's only a Volvo.
Lucy Kelson: People just don't go in Volvos.
George Wade: I'll buy you another Volvo.
Lucy Kelson: No! Besides, that is the only thing you'll ever remember about me... that I'm the woman who went on the front seat.
George Wade: Well, that would be hard to forget.

George Wade: Well, we obviously can't leave you alone with that stapler.

Meryl Brooks: I used to be afraid of being alone, then I got married. Now I'll never be alone again.

Lucy Kelson: Oh good, while you're at it, be sure to massage his cloven hoof.
George Wade: Girls, I'm starting to feel a pain in my ass.

George Wade: I find you... annoying.

George Wade: I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family.

Lucy Kelson: Please don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a suit.

Lucy Kelson: Oh, well, I can swing a racket.
George Wade: Yes I know, at my head, I've experienced it.

Helen Wade: Would you like anything?
George Wade: I'd love some Milk Duds.
Helen Wade: We don't have any, I could send out for one.
George Wade: Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box.

George Wade: Divorce always gives me an appetite. Kabob?
Lucy Kelson: No thanks. I've never really warmed to the idea of a flesh popsicle.

Lucy Kelson: What did I tell you that defines an emergency?
George Wade: A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh... what was the other thing?
Lucy Kelson: Death! And you're not dead.

George Wade: And did you tell Billy you loved him? Did you say, 'Billy, I love you'?

George Wade: This whole project is worth about 50 million in profits.
Ruth Kelson: No offense, but I think it's immoral for one person to acquire that much wealth. How do you sleep at night?
George Wade: Well, I have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean.
Larry Kelson: Do those really work?
George Wade: Oh, yes, quite well actually.

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Continuity mistake: When Sandra and Hugh are trying to get to the RV, a door opens and Sandra slips. She stands up with the help of Hugh and her skirt is completely clean. But in the next shot there is dirt on her skirt, supposedly from falling. (00:56:45)

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Trivia: In the trailers (on the radio in the UK, anyway), there's a bit with Hugh Grant saying something like "This is no job for a grown up - drinking without being responsible...actually, it doesn't sound that bad". This was never in the finished film.

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