Commander Egan Powell: Captain Burke, you have just anchored on poverty row.
Captain Rockwell Torrey: Well, I'm... flying under... false colors, Miss Haynes. I don't know my son. I've been divorced for many years and he's been raised by his mother and family. I didn't even know he was in the Navy.
Captain Rockwell Torrey: Well, I'm here to see a nurse. What are you here for?
Ensign Jere Torrey: To see a nurse.
Captain Rockwell Torrey: It looks like we have something in common after all.
Ensign Jere Torrey: I'm just a chip off the old block, sir.
cincpac II: On the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse.
Commander Egan Powell: Well, us civilians need more rest and recreation than you Old Salts.
cincpac II: Well, we all know the Navy's never wrong. But in this case, it was a little weak on bein' right.
Nurse Lieutenant Maggie Haynes: I made a special effort to not look like a nurse.