Honey: How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.
Lyle: Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one - drugs! Gave my life a real focus.
Cecil: I'm Cecil B. Demented, and you're in my movie. Do not look into the lens and ruin the shot or you will be shot.
Honey: No! Please let me go! I promise I won't tell anyone about your little movie.
Honey: I didn't mean, you know, little. I meant, you know, low-budget... ly cult.