Iris: I'm a wonderful housekeeper. I got divorced three times, and I kept all the houses.
Ryan: I'd kill myself right now, but I'd probably end up in Hell, and that would be redundant.
Barry: Well, at least you'd be among friends.
Directed by: Steve Rash
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Lovitz, Denise Richards, Angie Harmon
Iris: I'm a wonderful housekeeper. I got divorced three times, and I kept all the houses.
Ryan: I'd kill myself right now, but I'd probably end up in Hell, and that would be redundant.
Barry: Well, at least you'd be among friends.
Continuity mistake: When Page and Ryan chase after Cindy (after she threatens to go to the networks) Ryan's hair is messed up and his shoes are untied. When he and Paige get to the street Ryan's hair is combed and his shoes are tied. (01:16:00)