West Side Story
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Tony: Well end your suffering little man. Why don't you pack up your gear and clear out of here?

Riff: Now I know Tony like I know me and I guarentee you can count him in.
Action: In, out, let's get crackin'.
Gee-tar: Where you gonna find Bernardo?
Riff: He'll be at the dance tonight at the gym.
A-Rab: But the gym's neutral territory.
Riff: A-rab, I'm gonna make nice with him! I'm only gonna challenge him.
Ice: Great daddy-o.

Doc: Why do you kids live like there's a war on?

Action: What are we doin', poopin' around with dumb broads for?
Graziella, Riff's Girl: I and Velma ain't dumb.

Anybodys, Tomboy: Hey buddy boys.
Action: Ah, go wear a skirt.
Anybodys, Tomboy: Listen.
Ice: The first thing we do is we start showin' around like we have nothin' to hide.
Anybodys, Tomboy: Listen.
A-Rab: Supposin' they ask us about the rumble?
Anybodys, Tomboy: Supposin' they ask you where's Tony and what party's lookin' for him? with A GUN.
Ice: Hey, you know somethin'?
Anybodys, Tomboy: I know I gotta go get a skirt.

Riff: Boy, am I a victim of disappointment in you.

Lieutenant Schrank: At the gym last night, your brother got into a heavy argument because you danced with the wrong boy.
Maria: Yes.
Lieutenant Schrank: Who was that boy?
Maria: Another from my country.
Lieutenant Schrank: And his name?
Maria: Jose.

Maria: All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and Riff. Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate.

Maria: My brother is a silly watchdog.
Bernardo: Ah, my sister is a precious jewel.
Anita: What am I, cut glass?

Baby John: Hey... you gotta handkerchief first?
A-Rab: What's wrong with your sleeve?

Doc: When do you kids stop? You make this world lousy.
Action: We didn't make it, Doc.

Riff: Now move in and shake hands.
Bernardo: For what?
Riff: Well, that's the way it's done, buddy boy.
Bernardo: More gracious living. Everyone of you hates everyone of us, and we hate you right back.

Lieutenant Schrank: Do you mind?
Doc: I have no mind. I am the village idiot.

Continuity mistake: When Maria is hitting Tony while saying "Killer," her hair is across her left cheek. In the next shot, it is completely away from her face. (01:48:20)

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Trivia: "West Side Story" was the first film to win the Best Picture Academy Award for two directors (Robert Wise and Jerome Robbins).

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