Mr. Gray: OK, boys. Let's bag this big bad Barbie up!
Mr. Gray: Tough luck, kid. By now her vagina is a frickin' echo chamber. You're just gonna be yodeling in the canyon. Yodel-Lay-Hee-Hoo!
Professor: What's the school afraid of? That I'm going to use the F-word or maybe show one of the coeds my stimulus package?
Mr. Gray: Listen, you eggheaded pussy, there is no right or wrong. Just - profit and loss. And right now, your freaky cheerleader has profit written all over - her perfect, gigantic ass.
Mr. Gray: Ladies and gentlemen, how do you like your hookers?
Mac: She is like a mountain! A sexy, sexy mountain.
Brandon: She is mountainous and I'm gonna climb that shit like Mount Everest.
Mac: Kilimanjaro that shit.
Jett: What's up, big mama?
Cassie Stratford: Nothing much. Just growing into a gigantic mutant. You?
Jett: Better than you.
Mr. Gray: You better believe it, buster! Because its simple and logical and most people are frickin' morons.
Brandon: Britt, are you in there? What? Are you like waxing your pubes or something?
The Buccaneer: Oh my! Impressive. Chipper me timbers!
Kyle: ReNew is actually morphing chromosomes. It's aiding replication so that only the healthiest cells undergo mitosis.
Cassie Stratford: In other words, it turns ugly - into cute.
Mr. Gray: I have one question. Will it work on titties?
Brittany Andrews: If you want me to leave, you need to manhandle me.
Kyle: I'm calling the FDA or something.
Mr. Gray: Why don't you set your phone to: shut the fuck up!
Kyle: At least let us monitor your condition before all this pom-pomming sucks your IQ dry.
Cassie Stratford: What'd you say?
Kyle: You heard me. The Cass I knew was a scientist. Now, you've thrown all that away to be some bimbo cheerleader.
Cassie Stratford: I happen to like cheerleading.
Brittany Andrews: Welcome to Hell Month, sluts!
Mr. Gray: Cassie has not threatened anybody.
Dr. Higgs: Oh, really?
Mr. Gray: Yeah!
Dr. Higgs: Really? A 50 foot cheerleader with a super human strength isn't a threat?
Brenda Stratford: You know my motto: a set of boobs never gets old, they just get better plastic surgeons.
Jett: Cassie, this ReNew stuff turned you into a Barbie overnight.
Jett: No chance in hell, jerk offs! Just keep movin'.
Cassie Stratford: I will not be Zem-Chem's science experiment.
Mr. Gray: Well, you should have thought of that before you injected company property up your ass!
