Carlos Delgado: To tell you the gods honest truth, I used to use a table. But it broke. From a fat person. Weighed 300lbs at least. Table just collapsed. Killed my cat. Poor bastard.
Carlos Delgado: Excuse me, but your boss, he invited both of us to dinner, man.
Joel Keefer: That's because he thinks we're friends.
Carlos Delgado: But, we are friends.
Joel Keefer: We are NOT friends!
Carlos Delgado: You know, you can kiss my johnson, man.
