Zahra Bankston: And as for you, Little Lord Fuckleroy, you get your ass back to merry old England right now. I want you chewing on a goddamn crumpet by sunset. And if anyone sees you leave this hotel, I will Brexit your head from your body. You got me?
Ellen Claremont: There are people who will tell you that elections don't matter. But try telling that to the auto worker in Michigan who worries whether or not their plant will be shut down. Tell that to the transgender high school student in Mississippi, voting for the very first time. Elections do matter because they give you a voice, and your voice is blended tonight with the voices of millions of Americans just like you: open hearted, fearless and alive to a bolder, brighter, braver future.
Prince Henry: Please be patient with me, and I promise I will try and be brave for us. Because when they write the history of my life, I want it to include you and my love for you.
Alex Claremont-Diaz: History, huh? Bet we could make some.
Alex Claremont-Diaz: OK, here's what we're gonna do.
Prince Henry: Yes, tell me.
Alex Claremont-Diaz: You're gonna stay at least five hundred feet away from me for the rest of the night.
Prince Henry: Sensible plan.
Alex Claremont-Diaz: I'm not done.
Prince Henry: Of course you're not.
Alex Claremont-Diaz: Then at midnight, you're gonna come to my room on the second floor of the residence where I'm going to do some very bad things to you.
Prince Henry: I think, we should make love tonight.
Alex Claremont-Diaz: Oh. I mean, yeah. I'm down. But, I mean, who says "make love anymore"? Are we gonna, like, listen to Lana del Rey when we do it?
Prince Henry: All right, all right.
Prince Henry: It's all so silly, isn't? The idea of royalty in the 21st century, it's-it's so... antiquated. Sometimes I wonder if what we do has any meaningful impact on people's lives.
