You Can Count On Me (2000)

Sammy: I could use a beer.
Brian: I could use a tranquilizer.

Sammy: So, how was school today?
Rudy: Stupid.

Terry: Put on your seat belt.
Rudy: It pushes on my neck.
Terry: What?
Rudy: It pushes on my neck, it's uncomfortable.
Terry: Well, when someone slams into us and you go sailing through the windshield, that's liable to be uncomfortable, too. Now, put on a seat belt.

Terry: Where were you?
Sammy: Nowhere. I had dinner with my boss.
Terry: Kind of a late dinner, ain't it?
Sammy: Yeah. How was Rudy?
Terry: Fine. He's asleep.
Sammy: Did the plumber come?
Terry: Yeah, the fucking plumber came.
Sammy: Terry, just give me a break.
Terry: What's the matter with you?
Sammy: Nothing, I'm just tired.
Terry: Wanna smoke some pot?
Sammy: No I don't... why, you got some?

Sammy: That just seems like an awful lot of extra paperwork.
Brian: I like paperwork.

Rudy: Why are you smoking?
Terry: Um, because it's bad, don't ever do it.