Some Idiot: These are your penises? Andy, I can't work with this.
Otis: Who wants to get laid?
Otis: For half a dozen guys unloading on you so you look like a melted candle today we will gladly pay you on Tuesday. I don't know who's gonna go for that one.
Otis: I'm in. Except for no money, it's a no-brainer for me. First off, making a stag film has to be a good time. Number two, my hat's off to you. Good job. We can do this. Wha-what are we talking about here? Making a dirty movie - film, whatever, whatever. What does that require? Pointing a camera at a he and a she... he'in and a-she'in.
Otis: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.