Truvy: Sammy is so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.
Truvy: Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
Ouiser: I've just been in a very bad mood for the past 40 years!
M'Lynn: Drum is not too bad, he tries to help out around the house.
Ouiser: Yeah, he probably takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.
Annelle: Miss Truvy, I just want you to know my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.