Steel Magnolias (1989)

Truvy: Sammy is so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

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Weezer: I've just been in a very bad mood for the past 40 years!

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Truvy: I'm surprised at you Clairee, speaking about your kin that way.
Clairee: Well you know what they say, if you can't find something good to say about anyone, come and sit by me.

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Truvy: I kind of like hiring somebody with a past.
Clairee: She can't be more than eighteen. She hasn't had time to have a past.
Truvy: Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the eighties. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.

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Truvy: Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

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M'Lynn: Drum is not too bad, he tries to help out around the house.
Ouiser: Yeah, he probably takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.

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Annelle: Miss Truvy, I just want you to know my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.

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