Bad Santa 2
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Marcus: Damn, that's some fucked up shit.

Diane: I'm a good girl, Mr. Cook. But sometimes I need to be bad.

Jolly Santa: I'm going to have to ask you to watch your language when you're representing the suit.
Willie: And I'm going to have to ask you to suck my fucking dick.

Willie: Call me Santa.
Diane: What?
Willie: Call me Santa.
Diane: Don't be weird. Tell me how dirty this is.
Willie: Call me Santa.
Diane: Shut up. Spit on me.

Dorfman: Davis. Where's your friend at?
Marcus: I ain't got any fucking friends.
Dorfman: Hey, watch your language.
Marcus: Why don't I watch my dick go in and out of your wife's pussy lips while I'm at it?
Dorfman: Oh yeah? Well, joke's on you, cuz my wife died six months ago. Boom.
Marcus: Like that'll fucking stop me? Rigor mortis just make the pussy tighter.

Boy: Why do you have two beards?
Willie: That's none of you're fuckin' business.

Willie: Have a seat. What can Santy Claus get ya?
Penguin Girl: A penguin. It doesn't have to be alive.

Willie: Spare some change. Think about somebody besides your fucking self.

Willie: Life sucks a big giant dick, kid. But you're a fucking man now and you gotta face up to it. Welcome to the shit show.

Sunny Soke: Well bless your heart. Cheap little fucker.

Other mistake: When "Santa" (Billy Bob Thornton) is in the bar with his mother, the bartender tells him that "smoking is not allowed in here." In the next scene, "Santa" is shown tapping his cigarette on an ashtray. If no smoking, why is there an ashtray?

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