Bobby: Life is a comedy written by a sadistic comedy writer.
Rose Dorfman: First a murderer, and now a Christian.
Steve: Love is not rational. You fall in love, you lose control.
Phil Stern: Two time Academy Award winner.
Bobby: Wow, congratulations.
Howard: Thank you. You've never heard of me, I'm a writer.
Leonard: Socrates said, "The unexamined life is not worth living." But the examined one is no bargain.
