Directed by: Ben Falcone
Starring: Kristen Bell, Peter Dinklage, Melissa McCarthy, Ella Anderson
Genres: Comedy
Michelle Darnell: Pity's all you've got. Pity's your best friend.
Michelle Darnell: Let's watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Michelle Darnell: I am amazed that the United Center is even still standing because I crushed it tonight.
Tito: You crushed it like velvet.
Michelle Darnell: I tried a Dorito for the first time last night. It wasn't cheese. It was... cheese adjacent, but not cheese. It was really good.
Mike Beals: Looks like someone loves Mortal Kombat.
Factual error: Curiously enough, Michelle's mess in the bathroom with the self-tanning spray seems to be mostly made by footprints everywhere (but you don't tan your palms and soles, and the bottom of the foot is what she is using to lean on the wall anyway) while the spray she continues to apply does not color the tiles and towel in the slightest and nothing drips from the smooth surfaces.
Trivia: Stick around for hilarious outtakes after the credits roll with Melissa McCarthy and Kirsten Bell.