Sergeant Roberta Warren: I really hate sharks.
Nova Clarke: Yeah. You and me both.
Lucas Stevens: Could be worse. Could be zombies.
Lucas Stevens: One of my computer-modeled scenarios was a large low-pressure cell with multiple sharknadoes. If enough of them merge, the whole storm will start to rotate.
Nova Clarke: Merging sharknadoes?
Lucas Stevens: Sharkicane.
General Gottleib: Can there be such a thing?
Lucas Stevens: I could be wrong. Bio meteorology is not really an exact science yet.
Fin Shepard: How can they survive in space?
April Shepard: How can they survive in a tornado?
Fin Shepard: It's not space I'm worried about. It's the sharks.
Sergeant: Maybe the sharks can help with the aliens.
Fin Shepard: Aliens?
Fin Shepard: You're never gonna believe who's giving me a ride.
April Shepard: Let me guess. Nova.
Fin Shepard: Yeah, I'm with Nova. How do you know that?
April Shepard: Who else would give you ride in the middle of a sharknado?
Nova Clarke: Wifey sense. Hi, April! Still not a stripper.
Nova Clarke: I'm going to kill all of 'em, every last one of 'em.
Fin Shepard: Tried that three times. Didn't seem to work.
May Wexler: Careful. Slow down. You got a little one in there.
April Shepard: I've done this many times before. Heh.
May Wexler: Oh, well. You had two hands then.
April Shepard: Really? Are you gonna go there?
May Wexler: I'm just saying it's okay to ask for a little help. Besides, your husband should be here. And where is he? Oh, he's probably getting eaten by another shark.
Claudia Sheperd: Have you ever met someone who survived a sharknado?
Chad: No, but my boy survived an alligator apocalypse. How 'bout that? Alligator.
Claudia Sheperd: Oh, my God.
Jess: He's kinda cute.
Fin Shepard: I'm sorry, Dad.
Gilbert Grayson Shepard: Sorry? We're not dead yet.
Fin Shepard: Madam Vice President, this is my brother-in-law Martin.
Martin Brody: I'm the good looking one.
Vice President Sonia Buck: Yeah. Now you know how I feel.
Martin Brody: I like her.
