Napoleon Solo: He's trying. To stop. The car.
Gaby Teller: We're struggling here. Why don't you take a shot at him?
Napoleon Solo: Somehow, it just doesn't seem like the right thing to do.
Napoleon Solo: So, my offer is, come with me now and be at a chic little hotel in West Berlin in less than an hour. Or, stay here and spend the night with the Russians, hanging from a pipe and having your toenails removed.
Waverly: Thank you, gentlemen, for fouling up two years of hard work.
Victoria: So you're a thief, but you don't wear a mask.
Napoleon Solo: Sometimes, just not when I'm stealing things.
Uncle Rudi: There are only two masters in this world: fear and pain.
Waverly: For a special agent, you're not having a very special day, are you?
Napoleon Solo: [Telling Kuryakin to let himself get mugged] Take it like a pussy.
Illya Kuryakin: This is not the Russian way.
