22 Jump Street

22 Jump Street (2014)

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Jenko: I'm your best nightm... I'm your worst nightmare.

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Deputy Chief Hardy: Do the same thing as last time. Everyone's happy.

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Jenko: Fuck you, doves.

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Schmidt: There's a grenade in my shorts, can you reach it? Go in from underneath!
Jenko: Oh, shit! Is that it?
Schmidt: No, that's my dick!
Jenko: What about that?
Schmidt: That's my dick also!
Jenko: Why is it hard?
Schmidt: I'm so full of adrenalin right now.

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Mercedes: This is so boring. No one's getting shot. [One of her bodyguards gets shot.] Oh my God! Did you just get shot? Like, right after I fucking said that?

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Captain Dickson: We Jump Street, and we 'bout to jump in yo ass.
Jenko: Mmmm-hmmm.
Schmidt: Right in the crack.

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Captain Dickson: This is bullshit! Waiter, can a black man get some water?
Schmidt: Someone get the fucking man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot.

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Deputy Chief Hardy: The Koreans bought the church back, so we had to move across the street... To 22 Jump Street.

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Captain Dickson: Hey, you two stop dicking around!
Captain Dickson: Congratulations, you managed to un-fuck a situation you originally already fucked up!
Schmidt: Thanks.
Captain Dickson: I wish I could have you un-fuck my daughter but I'll let that be in the past. Now you two, for your next mission, you two sons of bitches going to medical school!
Jenko: What?

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Schmidt: He has one class in Human Sexuality, and now he's Harvey Milk.

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Schmidt: He's black! He's been through a lot!

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Jenko: Oh, hey, look, there's Korean Jesus.
Captain Dickson: It's Vietnamese Jesus now, you racist motherfucker.

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In the beginning when Morton and Greg meet the drug dealers at the harbor, look at the big rig that is hooked up to the trailer. In the first few shots the truck brand is a Volvo, then when the truck drives away, it's an International.

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When Schmidt and Jenko are being chased by the dealers, they drive through the Robotics lab and one of the students inside does a Wilhelm scream.

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