Mrs. Thompson: Is that the foot-long?
Nick: And then some.
Mrs. Thompson: A strange wang right in my palm.
Mrs. Thompson: I had a wiener right in my hand.
Rick Gassko: Well Mr. Thompson, that's quite a list. And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch.
Gary: Are you the pimp?
Gary: You look like Gandhi.
Rajah: I've got girls to sit on your face.
Rick Gassko: It's time for spice, and the lucky spice is... paprika!"Oh thank you, thank you! You've made me the happiest spice in the world!"
She/Tim: By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.
Cole Whittier: The car has low mileage and handles like a dream.
Rick Gassko: Well, so does Debbie.
Rick Gassko: Uh oh. It's Mr. Laughs.
Mr. Thompson: Rick, let's cut through the B.S.
Rick Gassko: I'd like that.
Mr. Thompson: I think you're an asshole.
Jay: Gentlemen... start your boners.
Rick Gassko: I hope you like potato salad... it's chunky style... my favorite.