Teacher: I see where he got it.
Erasmus: Don't you think this is the pot calling the kettle black?
Paul: I did notice the word "felching" on your classroom wall which I thought was inappropriate in a classroom.
Teacher: That is "felting".
Paul: Oh, yeah. That makes more sense. Felching isn't until middle school. (01:01:04)
Neil Armstrong: You're down here and you look up and you don't think about it too much. But space exploration changes your perception.
Skeletor: Skeletor's purge is on.
Dr. Burghart Kroll: Your pen. Your sword.
Stem: It does not make sense that humans deliberately malfunction.
Grey Trace: Yeah, that's because your memories are filled with ones and zeros, pal, and our memories are filled with every fuck-up we've ever made.
Wang Jin: You can go wherever you want. Yes, you can. However, you'll find nothing different. I learned this when I've wasted most of my life away. So I have to sugar-coat it. There must be a difference.
Joel: That is a man with a gun, he tried to cut off our dicks.
Rich: Oh fuck you you wish I touched your dick.
Ed Whittle: What if something horrible goes wrong?
Will Foster: Something already has.
[Tyler enters the room and sees a woman bound and gagged on the floor, making mumbled screams].
Don: Bud, listen to me. I'd never hurt anyone. This woman and I are having an affair. We're a little kinky, that's all. I know, I know, this is a lot for you to take in, but your mother knows all about this. She and I-
Kassi: Are you serious with this bullshit? (01:33:30)
Michael MacCauley: What happens when you find 'em?
Joanna: They die. Hypothetically.
Vivian: I don't sleep with people I like, you know that. I gave that up in the 90's.
Kiyoshi: He's all bloody. Did you kill him?
Nick Lowell: He'll live.
Captain Mitch Nelson: Eddy ya OK? Eddy?
Juliet Ashton: Do you suppose it's possible for us to already belong to someone before we've met them?
Renee Bennett: I can eat whatever I want and still look like this.