Best Christmas movie quotes of 2016

Clay Vanstone: I gotta tell you, I was always like, "Tracey, this doesn't make any sense," and she was like, "Words, words, words and some numbers." But she did it.

Garrett: Luke, truth or dare.
Luke: Well, it will be dare, of course.
Garrett: Okay. I dare you to touch her tit.
Ashley: No! Please don't do that.
Luke: It's the universal rule, Ashley. Do you have a preference? Right or left?

Willie: Spare some change. Think about somebody besides your fucking self.

Ned Fleming: I mean, what in God's name is a double dicker?