Pirate Captain: Avast! I'm a pirate captain, and I'm here for your gold!
Sailor: Gold? Afraid we don't have any gold, old man. This is a leper boat. [His arm falls off.] See?
Gringo: I feel like every girl I meet I have to download some new app. Whatever happened to meeting a girl in a park and say hey, how about a cup of coffee?
Bobby Wobbly: Do you like bubbles?
Byer: Jason Bourne was just the tip of the iceberg.