Pirate Captain: Avast! I'm a pirate captain, and I'm here for your gold!
Sailor: Gold? Afraid we don't have any gold, old man. This is a leper boat. [His arm falls off.] See?
Byer: Jason Bourne was just the tip of the iceberg.
Gringo: I feel like every girl I meet I have to download some new app. Whatever happened to meeting a girl in a park and say hey, how about a cup of coffee?
Bobby Wobbly: Do you like bubbles?
Kyle: ReNew is actually morphing chromosomes. It's aiding replication so that only the healthiest cells undergo mitosis.
Cassie Stratford: In other words, it turns ugly - into cute.
Mr. Gray: I have one question. Will it work on titties?