Lina Mayfleet: Lizzie! Where'd you get that food?
Lizzie Bisco: All right. I got it from my boyfriend.
Lina Mayfleet: You don't have a boyfriend.
Lizzie Bisco: It's not official, but there's this guy who really likes me. He explores the storerooms, especially the ones on the edges. They're marked empty in the ledger, but they're not all empty. I'll give you a bite if you promise not to tell.
Tess Finnegan: Your uselessness is epic.
Freya: If you truly believe that you write the tale of your life, then the end is up to you.
Narrator: How different things might have been for Ben had his nose-picking and day-dreaming been able to continue. Had he believed praise when he heard it, and had he decided, against all hope, to send his manuscript to Harper Collins.
Kumar Patel: I've never sucked a dick before. I bet it sucks dick!
The Silent Monk: Learn the form, but seek the formless. Hear the soundless. Learn it all, then forget it all. Learn The Way, then find your own way.
Frank Martin: Do I look like a man who came half-way across Europe to die on a bridge?
Jonathan Carnahan: Hey! You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch!
Drover: We're not really used to...
Lady Sarah Ashley: A woman? I suppose you think I should be back in Darwin, at the church fete or a lady's whatever you call it. Well I will have you know, I am as capable as any man.
Drover: Guests. We're not used to guests is what I was about to say, but now that you mention it I happen to quite like the women of the outback.
Jonathan Brock: We had much in common, your husband and I. I found his ideas original and provocative. I just wish I'd gotten to know him better.
Martha Dennison: Me too.
Official voice: Across the federation, federation experts agree that: A: God exists, B: He's on our side, C: He wants us to win.
Man-gil: The bounty on your head is 300 won.
Yoon Tae-goo: What? I'm only worth a piano?
Man-gil: A used one at that.
Narrator: When your heart breaks it can grow back crooked. It grows back twisted and gnarled and hard.
Emperor Wilhelm: We need men like him. I supposed we'll have to give you another promotion, Richthofen. You are a real hero. I take it the ladies are all over you.
Manfred von Richthofen: There aren't many ladies at 10,000 feet, your Majesty.
June Boatwright: Aw damn it to hell.
Major General Hank Landry: My goodness, people, the arrogance of what you're asking us to help you do is mind-boggling.