Larry: This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.
Jack Sparrow: Oi fish face! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! Guess what's inside of it?.
Alex: He could build a house. But he couldn't build a home.
Nita's Father: Once you love someone, they stay in your heart forever.
Michael Newman: Twinkie. Don't need it. You don't need it, man. You do need a Yodel, though. Good job.
Ackerman: We'll have to dress it up a little. Disguise it. Give them enough reason to doubt it.
Professor Jules Hilbert: The last thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy.To quote Italo Calvino, "The ultimate meaning to which all stories refer has two faces: the continuity of life, the inevitability of death." Tragedy, you die. Comedy, you get hitched.
Lex Luthor: Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind.
Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.
Jack Frost: Would you like to be my elf?
Sylvia Newman: Huh?
Jack Frost: You heard me.
Victor: Now, I think we'd better go inside before we become a tourist attraction.
Mikal: Where are you going?
Eugene: East-ish.
Mikal: East-ish?
Jessica Wilhern: Penelope, just one man, one man.
Penelope: And he'll run too! They always run. Why can't you accept that? For seven years I've been watching them run. Do you have any idea how that makes me feel? Do you?
Jessica Wilhern: I'm sorry, but we just can't quit.
Penelope: We can, because no matter how much I want to believe there's one man who won't run away, one man who... who.
Story: Your sister will have seven children. You will see the first two.
Dahlia Gillespie: Why didn't she take me? Like the others?
Rose Da Silva: Because you're her mother. Mother is God in the eyes of a child.
Dexter McCarthy: I can still shut the system down.
Mattie Webber: Don't you get it? There's no system to shut down. They are the system.
Sid Waterman: You know not everything in the world is sinister... just practically everything.
Park Hie-bong: In a word... her birth was an accident, and so was her death. Old people have always said... that an animal which kills a human... should be torn limb from limb. That it's a human's duty to do so. Until I slit that beast's stomach... and at least find Hyun-seo's body... I'll never leave this world in peace.