Messenger: What makes this woman think she can speak among men?
Queen Gorgo: Because only Spartan women give birth to real men.
Larry: This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.
Jack Sparrow: Oi fish face! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! Guess what's inside of it?.
Flint Sky: Those people in the forest, what did you see on them?
Jaguar Paw: I do not understand.
Flint Sky: Fear. Deep rotting fear. They were infected by it. Did you see? Fear is a sickness. It will crawl into the soul of anyone who engages it. It has tainted your peace already. I did not raise you to see you live with fear. Strike it from your heart. Do not bring it into our village.
Female Fan: Hey driver, drive these! [Lifts shirt.]
Ricky Bobby: Oh God, please be 18.
O2: Where's your bathroom? I gotta shit.
Maggie McGlone: If my muscles hurt, it just means I've used them. If it hurts to walk up the stairs, it's just cause I've done it a hundred times to lay down next to a man who loved me. My face may have wrinkles, but I have laid under hundreds of skies on sunny days. I look like this, well, because I drank and I smoked and I lived and I loved and I screwed my way through a pretty damn good life. Getting old isn't bad. It's earned.
James Bond: Martini.
Bar Tender: Shaken or stired?
James Bond: Does it look like I give a damn?
Eric Lensherr: Charles Xavier did more for mutants than you will ever know. My single greatest regret is that he had to die for our dream to live.
Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Moon: Because, "If you're sad", my Grandma told me "then cry", "After you cry, you still have to live life"
Lucky Larry: What the hell did you go and do to all these people?
Summer Jones: I see things.
Jack Shepard: Do you see dead people?
Summer Jones: I see you suffer from a massive inferiority complex.
Jack Shepard: I try to hide that so well.
Lex Luthor: Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind.
Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chippendales.
Teresa Gazelle: Back the fuck off! I will blow you away.
Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch.
Doug Carlin: I'll speak slow, so those of you with Ph.D.'s in the room can understand.
Emperor Ping: What I do not give, you must never take by force.