Tracy: Mom, I have to go to the bathroom now.
Melanie: Can't you hold it a minute?
Tracy: That's how you get a bladder infection, you child abuser.
Melanie: That's dramatic.
Frederick the Wise: The Roman Inquisition does not give hearings. It gives death sentences.
Will: You wanna call me "Daddy" while I fuck you, huh?
Aileen: I'll try. Why? You like to fuck your kids?
Desi Arnaz: I work hard, I play hard, I drink hard and I love hard.
Ronald Reagan: If you don't mind, this administration has to pee.
Adolf Hitler: Traitors are defined not by themselves, but by the people they betray.
Sylvia: Sometimes I dream the tree, and the tree is my life. One branch is the man I shall marry, and the leaves my children. Another branch is my future as a writer, and each leaf is a poem. Another branch is a good academic career. But as I sit there trying to choose, the leaves bring to turn brown and blow away, until the tree is absolutely bare.
Toby Radloff: You might want to try believing in something bigger than yourself. It might cheer you up.
Vermeer: Look at me. Now, turn your head. Not your shoulders. Look at me. There. That's it.
Julia Cook: Don't make me grieve for you.
Ned Kelly: I ain't dead yet.
Tupac Shakur: What makes me saying 'I don't give a f - -' different than Patrick Henry saying 'Give me liberty or give me death'?
Veronica Guerin: You'd do the same. If you saw those kids on the street, you would do the same.
Sam Drebben: Another day, another dollar.