Best romance movie quotes of 2000

Charlie: So, you're going to dinner with both of them? The girl you like and the girl you slept with?
Oscar: Yeah, my dad's coming too.

Madeleine: It's a sin against God for me to refuse your kindness. But my heart's held fast here.
Coulmier: By whom? The Marquis?
Madeleine: Mother's not half so blind as you.

Ben: Are you gay, or are you just acting gay?
Robert: Well, that depends, are you interested are are you just acting interested?

Hunter: Excuse me, question: Exactly how far can you bend over?

Simone 'Sissi' Schmidt: I wish I could have told the man his sweat smelled tasty. I guess he'd been sucking on a peppermint drop.

Matthew: I think the only 'ists' there should be are humanists.

Bree Davis: You see women all day, every day. How do they keep from just runnin' together?
Dr. Sullivan "Sully" Travis, "Dr. T": I think every single woman I've ever met has got somethin' special about her, somethin' that sets her apart from the rest.
Bree Davis: Well, if a gynecologist says there's no two alike, I guess there's no two alike.

Sam Callahan: Will you explain to me about women?
Lydia Callahan: Women are right, men are wrong, and that's all you need to know.

Kate: I like being depressed. It makes me feel deep and introspective.

Monica Jones: Melons are like boyfriends. Shall I tell you why? To get a single good one you must one hundred try.

Chow Mo-wan: Feelings can creep up just like that. I thought I was in control.

Imogen: A little soul is necessary in life.

Kelley: So that's it? You're just gonna die?
Sam: No. I'm going to live... just not as long as you.

Ryan: I like that you look nervous sometimes for no reason. And when you do, you bite your lip. I like that you probably... rifled through your closet tonight... and settled with what you started out with. I like your smile.

Sheila: Well Mr. Phipps, you are in perilous danger of turning me back into a heterosexual.

Noah: There you are again with those books! What is that?
Paul Tannek: Studying?

Dracula: You think you can teach me about betrayal? Didn't your father ever tell you, Mary? I can't die. He won't have me.
Mary: Did you ever ask?
Dracula: For what? Forgiveness?

John Grady Cole: I guess the country lasts forever, people ain't but for a little while.

William Granther: Always do what you wish you could.

Jack Byrnes: Greg's in medicine too.
Bob Banks: What field?
Greg Focker: Nursing.
Bob Banks: Ha ha ha ha. No, really, what field are you in?
Greg Focker: Nursing.