Cordelia: You want I should distract him? Make with the nice-nice while you slip by?
Angel: Don't be stupid. I'm that guy and the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either a bachelor party or a scam.
Cordelia: What did you just call me?
Angel: I'm sorry. You're not stupid.
Cordelia: No, after that.
Sydney Fox: I'm talking about something much more serious than a curse! I'm talking about a crazy woman in a bustier.
Roger Smith: People are not ruled by their memories.
Puppetmon: All I wanted to do was play a little game of war with T.K.
Takeru "T.K." Takashi: Oh, play? You mean like... pretend?
Puppetmon: But of course. At least at first it will be make believe, anyway. But then it's bye bye, and it will be time to destroy you for real. If I got rid of you now, I'd have no fun.
Johnny: Were all problems to be solved with apologies, we wouldn't need the marines!
Terry McGinnis: 'Terry, today was beach day, remember? Where were you?' Oh, nowhere, Mom, just out saving the world.
Merton: Do this, Merton. Do that, Merton. Where's the love?