Tuptim: If love were a choice, who would choose such exquisite pain?
Eddie: I didn't tell anyone at school that I was a transvestite, because I was afraid they'd kill me with sticks.
Joan of Arc: May God forgive your blasphemy, because I never will.
Archie Gates: Sit down. What do you see here?
Chief Elgin: Bunkers, sir.
Archie Gates: What's in them?
Troy Barlow: Stuff they stole from Kuwait.
Archie Gates: Bullshit. I'm talking about millions in Kuwaiti bullion.
Conrad Vig: You mean them little cubes you put in hot water to make soup?
Archie Gates: No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup.