Debbie: Isn't he a lady killer?
Gomez Addams: Acquitted.
[The travellers have run into a tribe of Indians, who are obviously Japanese.]
Miller: Can you tell us what tribe this is?
"Indian" Chief: Hmmm... We are... Indians.
Miller: Yes, I see that, but... What Indians?
"Indian" Chief: You don't think we are... Indians?
Miller: No I just-
"Indian" Chief: We have... Teepees...
Miller: I see that, but-
"Indian" Chief: Look... At all these teepees we have. Because... We are... Indians.
Packer: Yeah, they have teepees.
Julie: The pain... The pain keeps the hunger away.
Johnny: You may not know this, Missy, but I ate Chuck for YOU.
Missy's Friend: God, my boyfriend won't even pump gas for me.
Det. Sean McKinney: I can't imagine the kind of pain you feel Matt. I'm not gonna pretend to. But don't condemn her to the same fate. She deserves better. You cleared her. She's at peace. Let her go, Matt. Let her go.
Matt Cordell: Talking to the voo-doo man "Finish it.
Andre Toulon: The magic that gives my puppets life was stolen from a tribe of ancient, Egyptian sorcerers, who pledged their legiance to the demon lord, Zutek.
Major Collins: We'll give 'em hell, Malone! We'll show 'em what the human race is really made of.
Doctor Jarret: When you think of guard dogs, you first think of German Shepherds: they are smart, lethal... but not good enough. Now we developed the new Emax3000. They are totally obsolete.
Warlock: I'm not a man, I am a witch.
Steven Freeman: Duke! The part about being reborn through a Voorhees woman, does it have to be a living woman?
Creighton Duke: No.
Steven Freeman: Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother.
Creighton Duke: Holy mother of God.
Julia Jenz: Look. Why don't you go bother the people next door, some other house on this block?
William Landis: I have. They're not home. Nobody else is home on this street. Just you.