Neighbours - S8-E20
Tim: Al, why don't you tell us your favorite part of gardening?
Al: Well, I'd have to say it's getting down and dirty with my hoe.
Jean-Luc: What do you think?
Carol Foster Lambert: I think you look like Barbara Eden from "I Dream Of Jeannie."
Jean-Luc: Well, I think you look like Crissy from "Three's Company".
Bobby: Hello and welcome to bunk 13. 200 miles from the nearest flush toilet.
Laura Lancing: If you remember, Mr. Brittas, you told the ambulance men to come round to the back in future. You thought it was better for morale.
Clarissa: The great thing about my dad is he likes to help. The bad thing about my dad is he loves to help.
Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.
Bette: I'm strictly forbidden anything alcoholic - I'll have a scotch.
Louise Fitzer: Do I sound anything like Lisa from The Simpsons?
God: Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make the world spin backwards briefly and reverse time so that you can prevent your finger from getting caught.
Joey Russo: I thought only Superman could do that.
God: He stole it from me. That's why I had him killed.
Gina Cuevas: It must be awful to be in bed with a dead man.
Nurse Annie Roland: Oh, I don't know. You get used to it after 3 or 4 years.