Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Pvt. Ogden Johnson Jones: Real Japs?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Nah, wooden Japs, Cheetah. What do you think?
David Halloran: Think of me when you drink tea.
Terry 'The Toad' Fields: Oh, come on, look at me, I'm a free man! The war is over, and I win.
General Lord Chelmsford: For a savage, as for a child, chastisement is sometimes a kindness.
Sir Henry Bartle Frere: Let us hope, General, that this will be the final solution to the Zulu problem.